deadlyspoons:

*gets period* *dentist pokes head through the window* ‘you’re bleeding because you dont floss enough’

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squidwurd:

I was scared for her

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tyleroakley:

Naomi is literally INCREDIBLE.

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terecita:

31 WITCH MOVIES

to lead up to halloween here are all kinds of movies all about witchcraft. funny movies, sad movies, scary movies, vaguely historically inaccurate movies. movies that are not explicitly about witches (this isn’t a very large genre ok)

  1. häxan: witchcraft through the ages (1922)
  2. i married a witch (1942)
  3. black sunday (1960)
  4. horror hotel (1960)
  5. witchfinder general (1968)
  6. bedknobs and broomsticks (1971)
  7. the devils (1971)
  8. simon, king of the witches (1971)
  9. suspiria (1977)
  10. inferno (1980)
  11. return to oz (1985)
  12. the witches of eastwick (1987)
  13. kiki’s delivery service (1989)
  14. teen witch (1989)
  15. warlock (1989)
  16. the witches (1990)
  17. death becomes her (1992)
  18. hocus pocus (1993)
  19. the bride with white hair (1993)
  20. witch hunt (1994)
  21. lord of illusions (1995)
  22. the craft (1996)
  23. practical magic (1998)
  24. ginger snaps (2000)
  25. bewitched (2005)
  26. the woods (2006)
  27. solstice (2008)
  28. the house of the devil (2009)
  29. beautiful creatures (2013)
  30. hansel & gretel: witch hunters (2013)
  31. ek thi daayan (2013)

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fruir:

"Sometimes I think I have felt everything I’m ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I’m not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I’ve already felt" - Her (2013)

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cutelilgrl:

why are people so afraid of people who are comfortable with not being super skinny like i’ll steal your man AND your ice cream cone i dont give a fuck

this

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officialrichardnixon:

facts that cannot be disputed

  • ur cute as heck
  • ur very important
  • ur laugh is really cute oh my god
  • ur a perfect version of yourself

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sailorflip:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast

sailorflip:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast

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