soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(Source: soufflles, via tyleroakley)

zftw:

the holy trinity

(Source: chubbinafatzarelli, via kendalltownbananapants)

(Source: iraffiruse, via tyleroakley)

da-ghetto-booteh:

Me entering any church

da-ghetto-booteh:

Me entering any church

(Source: maudit, via tyleroakley)

queencosima:

things i was supposed to do this weekend:

  • so many

things i did this weekend:

  • none of that

(via comicsandbeards)

operationfailure:

My friend Maggie, at the young age of 34, just found out she has a twin, and now it’s up to all of us to help her find them!
I love a mystery!
Please share this photo!

operationfailure:

My friend Maggie, at the young age of 34, just found out she has a twin, and now it’s up to all of us to help her find them!

I love a mystery!

Please share this photo!

(via tyleroakley)

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

(via tyleroakley)

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